Amazon Whisperer

Driver number One: Alcohol sales. This will at least in theory be the most lucrative aspect of my business. It's a college town and people are smarter and lazier than they've ever been. If words spreads it'll go well.

Driver Two: Tobacco sales. This will hopefully be a smaller denomination of the population, but people are also addicted to tobacco. So morals out the window, ill supply. it. At least they dont have to waste time and lung capacity. Or Jaw strength let's not discriminate against the dippers.

Next: Well in a few years weed will be legal. That's something that could benefit tremendously from a delivery service although im sure it'll be a fun time getting around all the contrived laws that come along with it.

Introducing weed, and maybe eventually food when enough of a name is established for it to not be a waste of investment, will only augment the purchase of everything else. The three things go together like peanut butter and jelly. And more jelly I guess because if you put too much peanut butter on then it gets all chunky and stuck in your mouth whereas jelly just makes a mess which is what this company is going to help people do to their houses.


Um there's not really anything like this on amazon. I could liken it to how people subscribe to get monthly supplies of sorts of food or protein powder to their houses. This technique has gotten pretty positive reviews, and offers freedom in choosing the quantity or ending the service, which I believe are the only two factors aside from the product itself.