Venture Concept No.1

My venture concept is Alcohome, an alcohol, and other vices, delivery service. This is an opportunistic idea to unleash in a college town seeing as the main demographic that would go for something like this is college aged students who still use poison on the frequent. That's slang, i'm hip. Anyway, the need itself is, as the kids may say, chaotic good. It's a service that could save lives, and more importantly, time for people to do more desirable things with their flesh prisons instead of going out and getting there liquified grain. This could be extremely beneficial in the fast pace society we live in today, especially in college. If Alcohome were a thing in 2009, it would've been mentioned in Asher's song. But on the flip side, it's providing people with alcohol and other means of slowly killing oneself, and making it ok to be even lazier in the means of acquiring this stuff. This however is not a tall prison, because it's easy to rationalize that people will get their fix regardless when it comes down to it. Right now, in Gainseville, people are getting friends to buy alcohol for them. Like right now as you read this I promise even if it's like 3am. This will happen no matter what. But this window of opportunity will always be open in college towns, until the opportunity is seized. This is innovative because it brings something to people that they usually have to go and get. It provides convenience and a sense of instant gratification, which people need these days. It's not life changing, but it's a neat idea that could very realistically become the norm in contemporary society. Until we like 3d print our alcohol or get injections or something better like the means to actually love ourselves and be comfortable in our skin. People will switch because it's easier. People will like the job as well i'd imagine. Competitors are shops that don't ID kids, because those are always an option. Coming up with a business would be fun. I'd imagine like 10 delivery people and some others to oversee everything runs smoothly. My secret sauce is me. I'll see something done if I want too. Next would be weed when it's legal and if this thing works in Gainesville I'd like to expand to other college towns, ideally all of them except FSU because im petty and that would be funny. And leave the market open over there for some idiot to try this and most likely crash and burn hilariously. Good Day.

Amazon Whisperer

Driver number One: Alcohol sales. This will at least in theory be the most lucrative aspect of my business. It's a college town and people are smarter and lazier than they've ever been. If words spreads it'll go well.

Driver Two: Tobacco sales. This will hopefully be a smaller denomination of the population, but people are also addicted to tobacco. So morals out the window, ill supply. it. At least they dont have to waste time and lung capacity. Or Jaw strength let's not discriminate against the dippers.

Next: Well in a few years weed will be legal. That's something that could benefit tremendously from a delivery service although im sure it'll be a fun time getting around all the contrived laws that come along with it.

Introducing weed, and maybe eventually food when enough of a name is established for it to not be a waste of investment, will only augment the purchase of everything else. The three things go together like peanut butter and jelly. And more jelly I guess because if you put too much peanut butter on then it gets all chunky and stuck in your mouth whereas jelly just makes a mess which is what this company is going to help people do to their houses.


Um there's not really anything like this on amazon. I could liken it to how people subscribe to get monthly supplies of sorts of food or protein powder to their houses. This technique has gotten pretty positive reviews, and offers freedom in choosing the quantity or ending the service, which I believe are the only two factors aside from the product itself.

My Unfair Advantage

First and Foremost: Me. Im amazing. Im taking the time now to mold myself into a person that I can live with for my whole life. Making sure to not lie to myself or pigeonhole myself into a box. Living properly and im kinda smart on Tuesdays.

Second: Drones. This is a new idea in the realm of alcohol delivery as far as my research can confirm. Also Its pretty cost effective so id say very valuable, almost as much as me. Those other three are literally the same thing. Anyone can get drones, but the proper type would be something that needs research to deduce. So I guess that works for substitutable.

Third: Ability to get family money if worst comes to worst. My family is moral and stuff so we dont have too much extra. But if worst comes to worst my dad and I are in a position in multiple instances to accrue enough money to fund any business venture. High value

Fourth: Tech capabilities. I know how to code. So the app could be pretty. That's a dime a dozen though. Although the specific stuff to come from my brain is a little bit more scarce out there in the world.

Fifth: Selling vices. It's literally selling addictive poisons. There are few things easier to market. Of course anyone else can. But not as well.

Sixth: Marketing ability.I thought I was in love like 3 times in high school. I know how to subliminal message. Plus I know a few likeable marketing and PR majors

Seventh: Agency. I have the agency to do the small things. A lack of these is a common pitfall for businesses as people get caught up in the big picture too easily.

Eighth: I can properly spell the word 8th in only three trys.

Ninth: I can bullshit if need be, as illustrated above. In numbers 1-7. I guess this one can be charisma i'm pretty charismatic when im not super anxious and in my head. That's inimitable as everyone has there own little flair and then we as a culture blanket it under the term charisma.

Tenth: I'm willing to do stupid pointless things just because I know I have to in order to stay afloat. I will be prudent, but if theres a chance inaction could harm my company in anyway, I know simply doing SOMETHING will probably help.

The first one is the most important. Whatever field I enter into I will have an unfair advantage in. Literally everything else except yourself someone else can copy. Your traits, everything. Just your subconscious self. All you got.

Elevator Pitch No. 3

The main thing I pulled from feedback on the idea that was plausible to act upon was the addition of drones to the delivery unit. Everything else was just safety related and cant really be controlled aside from choosing delivery people who are competent and tentative.

My Secret Sauce Soss

Sauce One-  I have lots of empathy. I can tell how people are feeling pretty easily and don't like it when that feeling is anything other than good or feelings in that realm. So naturally I try to help people if I see that in conversation and feel it's appropriate. So also naturally i'm very anxious all the time around all these fundamentally depressed people.

Sauce Two-  I can Portuguese. The language. Sometimes I can english as well. This helps with communicating with other human beings hailing from different places on earth, which is where (most) people live. Being bilingual affects general worldview and perception and can make the brain a sturdier control center for our sacks of flesh. Portuguese is emotional so it's made me more emotional which is totally something I did not need but it happened so I guess i'll roll with it.

Sauce 17B-  Accidental Organization skills. I just hit enter after the - thing because I decided to change up the format and I realised it makes it look a lot neater and calmer. So I switched it to all of them. Now I dont like it and will switch it back.

Sauce Roman Numeral 6-
I'm Patient.

Lol no i'm not.

Sauce one-
I accept there is no order to things and we all live in constant entropy. My chosen frame of mind. What im doing with my time. I overcame my discomfort of sitting behind a keyboard and saying why I'm great. I'm taking the time in my twenties to find out who I am so I don't have to sort through all that in my latter years. Also i'm not 20 yet but eh. I understand education is the most important thing so we can foster out apathy as a trait in our peopleness. And that it's going to take a while to fix so it's ok to maybe chill. I'm privileged enough to worry about the state of humanity rather than how i'm going to fill my stomach. I'm comfortable in my maleness and whiteness being ample fuel for keeping me afloat until I find out what the best course of action is and i'm confident in what i'm cultivating in myself now to do the rest. And I dont care i've been starting sentences with and.

I'm not interested in asking people that know me about me, they wouldn't know

Idea Napkin No.2

Me: I'm a character, or so ive been told. I tend to approach life with an aloof yet anxious attitude. I dont cover up how unsure and bumbling I am, just as we all are if were honest with ourselves, and this leads people to trust me pretty quickly if I can manage to put words together without sounding like a moron when I first meet them. The pressure to do so is astoundingly hindering. Im over empathetic and usually know more about people then they care to allow themselves to find out. Especially if we get to talking but i'm talking in terms of exformation rather than information. I can communicate well once I get over the initial anxiety of being a human, or if im in a mood that allows me to but that feeling on the back burner. This business will maybe play a role in my life but if so it'll be drowned out by the things I do of actual importance.

Offer: Im offering convenience and safety. alcohol to one's doorstep.

Who: Im assuming it'll be offered to college kids and poets/ people with drinking problems.

Why they care? They care because people are lazy and what things easy.

I set the company apart from anything else. This kind of idea isnt exactly lucrative. Or at least it hasnt proven to be so. The person spearheading it will have to make a lot of ground with wealthy individuals. I can do that. especially if they are self aware and competent, I like those kinds of people.

I feel I can out it all together. Any sort of business idea really comes down to working with and finding the right people. Im sure i can do that and woudnt trust anyone else to do it for me. Alcohol is a thing that people literally get addicted to so it would be in high demand. Maybe a little morally unscrupulous but hey, better then selling lies.

I didnt get any pertinent feedback.